thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

fuoco-go:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? 

????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.

Your adventure is beginning, my friend.

I’ve listened to this song a lot of times, right?

SO WHY THE FUCK DID I JUST THINK HE SAID

“I’M A MOTHER FARTING GENTLEMAN”

WHAT DID I DO OMG

avenger-games:

things-larry-cant:

anawkwardfruit:

capsicle1916:

baconllamatimelord:

miss-doctorwho:

partners-in-time:

miss-doctorwho:

If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.

Or italics

How can I express my feelings with no italics

It has not even got bold

And we need to talk about:

• Bullet points

I may as well strikeout Facebook

You can’t even put links into text

i hope im not only of the only people that clicked on the link ^ 

click it. now.

nicodidevilo:

teenytigress:

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

love how we all know what duckling this was referring to

emmablackery:

Hey y’all! How have I spent my day? By staying away from the Internet and not causing drama, that’s what. I also filmed this. Happy Monday!

darkflamesash:

ohmygogapplejuice:

ohmygogapplejuice:

sometimes i sing to myself and pretend im a disney princess them someone walks in and im like

I did not intend for this to be a popular post

maachikazama:

nowacking:

the-thought-emporium-imperial:

matsuike

Holy crap, these are gorgeous

I’ve always wished my life to be like this…

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

fartgallery:

This is the most annoying day in tumblr history

yukidama:

contentkiller:

fangirlingforeverz:

shewbs:

blutunez:

JESUS

GO TO YOUR ROOM TUMBLR.

…TUMBLR. STOP. STOP BEFORE I DIE FROM LAUGHTER

i am slain